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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
801.4 hrs on record (462.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I wish I could block people in real life
Posted 17 January, 2024.
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8.1 hrs on record
This game taught me that perception isn't reality by telling me perception is reality. This is probably the best puzzle game in existence (please dm me if you can challenge that) Portal is a close second. I haven't played Talos Principle yet.
Posted 10 January, 2024.
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5.4 hrs on record
Broken game. It kicks people mid way through the game, and they can't come back.
Posted 17 December, 2023.
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26.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
I wanted this game because I heard it's a fishing game. I love fishing in games. It turns out it's spooky as hell, too! This game is perfect for me. Can't wait to sink tons of hours into it. Pun intended >:)
Posted 2 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
402.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
This game is the bad drugs your parents may have warned you about
Posted 10 August, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record
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Posted 19 March, 2023.
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119.5 hrs on record (59.6 hrs at review time)
I heard this is the best Co-op game of all time. They weren't kidding. If you're about to buy this game, I hope to see you in the mines. Rock and Stone, my friends.
P.S. I've never played an online multiplayer game with this much positivity. This community is truly amazing.
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
45.0 hrs on record (33.8 hrs at review time)
I'm the type of person who plays farming games to do everything except farming. Mining and fighting all day. This game allows so much freedom to do whatever the hell you want. I've unlocked quite a bit of the game I think, and I've only had to farm a little bit to get there.

It's a little buggy, but honestly I've come to expect that from new games these days. Hopefully they'll fix the bugs, they're not crazy or game breaking. Just little things like if you interact with a minecart, and cancel by accident, you have to walk away from it and back to interact again. Just little stuff like that.

The skill trees are awesome, but I'd like some option to reset skill points, although in the end you can max them all out anyway so it doesn't really matter as long as you put a point into crafting skill tomes (maybe there's another way to get them, I'm not sure)

Super fun game. I think I bought it three times now because everything is better with friends.
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
174.7 hrs on record (140.7 hrs at review time)
Not sure why you'd read these, but this is one of the best games ever. If you like puzzles, play it. If you can tolerate puzzles and like good humor, play it.
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
169.3 hrs on record
169 hours of endless... Fun ;)

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Great game! Buy for all your friends, but maybe not for yourself.
Posted 21 December, 2021.
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