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Recent reviews by Beetle Guard

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10 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Finally, a game that appeals to my very specific interests.
Posted 23 November, 2025.
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144.3 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
If this game doesn't win Game of the Year 2025 I am becoming a terrorist.
Posted 26 July, 2025.
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79.7 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Imperfect, but super fun.

- Needs a mini-map.

- Also let us run duos FFS.

- Sitting down for an expedition is typically a 50 minute time investment, if you don't have that time to spend you're better off playing something else.

Those nitpicks being said, if you can accept the game for what it is, instead of hating it for what it's not, and you like souls-likes, and you like rogue-likes, you will like this. There's a character for pretty much every play-style.
Posted 2 June, 2025.
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76.7 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
Cannot recommend this game strongly enough. I do not exaggerate when I say this is a near perfect game.
Posted 19 January, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
357.4 hrs on record (353.4 hrs at review time)
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
Posted 15 January, 2025.
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114.2 hrs on record (62.5 hrs at review time)
The railgun is back, baby
Posted 6 March, 2024. Last edited 7 May, 2024.
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175.8 hrs on record (108.5 hrs at review time)
Game good
Posted 15 February, 2024.
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10.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
If you like the themes explored in The Stanley Parable as well as in The Beginner's Guide, please please play this. I've never played a game that made me feel so at it's own mercy. At times my heart was beating out of my chest, just from some simple text on a screen. It's a game that is brave enough to mock it's own existence, and you for wanting to play it. Davey's writing consistently invites us to think about games as a medium in ways that many of us are rarely inclined to do. This is the crown jewel of walking simulators.
Posted 27 April, 2022.
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194.8 hrs on record (59.3 hrs at review time)
The game is fun. If it's not fun why bother?

Lot of hackers in ranked though. pls add a robust report system pls
Posted 17 November, 2021. Last edited 14 December, 2021.
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112.5 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
A masterpiece; absolutely essential entry into the Half-life catalogue. This is the definitive single-player experience in VR right now.
Posted 29 March, 2020.
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