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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:25pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:36pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:43am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:34pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:58am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:58am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:58pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:16am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:12pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:03pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:24am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:38am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:44pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:47am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:33am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:28pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:44pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:48am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am



Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
12 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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