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453 people found this review helpful
250 people found this review funny
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19.4 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My name be Hjalmar, I craft an axe;
I smack the tree, I smoke a rack;
Dwellers come to steal me sacks
of gold and plunder, cannot give back.
First they strong, I run, I shy;
but then I cook from steel and hide.
Hjalmar strong, now kingdom thrive;
Hjalmar stronger;
Now kingdom mine.
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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13.0 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Excellent way to customize.
Posted 8 June, 2020.
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1.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
A beautiful game for a lack of a third season <3

I was a kickstarter supporter too.
Posted 1 July, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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1,043.8 hrs on record (1,034.8 hrs at review time)
First month of Rocket, feeling fine
But then I got demolished, it was a crime :<
I was flipping and boosting, trying to score
But I crashed and burned, oh what a bore

Six months in, no glimmer of hope
I wasn’t great and couldn't cope
I hit it hard and sent it flying
“What a save!” I pressed, but I’m still crying

One thousand hours I cannot get back
Lost to the screen, in a virtual track
But it's not all regret, it’s not all a sham!
For in those hours, I've made it to Champ
Posted 21 November, 2018. Last edited 22 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
528.3 hrs on record (49.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You fight muscular men and women.
Posted 27 April, 2017.
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1,077.8 hrs on record (849.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Wow. got rekt
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
439.5 hrs on record (56.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Was naked, scared, cast aside on a beach. With a rock in hand I scoured the island in hopes of finding civilization. In the distance I see a clothed man. Yelling "hello!" I approached him. I was then struck with an arrow... The world grew dark. But my heart, darker.
Posted 27 February, 2016.
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5.9 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As it stands right now, not just for myself, but for many, this game is currently unplayable due to the lack of server access and the inability to actually PLAY the game at all, until this is fixed, i DO NOT recommend purchasing a game that does not even let you connect.
Posted 16 June, 2015.
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40.4 hrs on record (36.5 hrs at review time)
It's Aight, Nuff said
Posted 30 October, 2014.
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119.1 hrs on record (36.7 hrs at review time)
Skyrim makes me feel like I'm living a second life. I think for every 72 hours of real life, I get 24 hours in the game -.- addiction is real.
Posted 22 September, 2014.
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