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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11pm