You aint goat, son. You can't talk to the Sassy Dragon like that.

Make like a tree and leaf.

Hell is for children and goats.

your spot is in hell

This is my spot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Go suck a nut, goat.

Not any more you don't!

i dominate this profile and its profilee

also a hick.

AMHERST? ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I really am.

DT is unnecessarily argumentative

my god rofl

Still, even you can't deny the benefits it conferred you. There are many people WITHOUT Bruce Campbell DNA. These poor sods live in chin-less poverty. I was blessed with a naturally strong chin, but even that doesn't compare to the Chin of Chins.

They injected it directly into my scrotum. I'd like to see you take a giant needle to the nuts and not complain about it.

Bruce Campbell DNA constitutes a hard life? Let me guess what's next: less than 10k$/week expenditure counts as poverty? The power of Bruce's chin is enough to overcome almost any adversity. YOU are the one who should be ashamed.

I dont consider myself a goat, I consider myself a person. Judging someone based on the fact that they were born a goat and genetically engineerd to be capable of sentient thought, hooves painfully removed without sedation and replaced with man-hands for the purpose of tool usage, and injected with Bruce Campbell's DNA so as to produce rugged handsome good looks and phenomenal acting ability... it's just wrong, DT. It's wrong to judge someone because they've lived a different life than yourself, been forced down a harder road and gone through so much. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Also, japanese and native american. So what's that got to do with anything? And that comment doesn't mean much coming from someone who considers themselves a goat, slygoat.

DT you're white. You aint ♥♥♥♥, cracker.

you're such a furry DT

I claim top spot, move over goatman.

mallory your profile is meant to be ironic right

Both of us, bested by a brackish beginner.

hello :D

and i wouldve gotten away with it too if it wasnt for you medling steam notifications

Blast! Foiled again!

not for long queer

Top of the list to spite both of you :P

Top of the list to spite Goat.

this is one high traffic profile mang

That's pretty deep.

Nice profile pic.
Can I have a taste?

Speak to me :l

he already has

deep, deep, deep inside.

i can taste foreskin.

DT trying to get all up on dat ass. Way to go, son.

pfft, you're not bashful. Bashful is a dwarf.

oooh thats hot lol

i'm here pursing my lips

rip.

Everyone is here but Kylie.

No you don't. You're dead, goat.

I go to the reservation, drink and get mean.

SERIOUSLY GOAT. YOU'RE CLEARLY A MOUSE OF MODEST TEMPERMENT. SO SHUT UP AND BE MODEST.

GOAT, SHUT YOUR FACE. YOU AINT EVEN A REAL GOAT SO WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥.

GOD KYLIE WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥

But I don't!

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID

What, goatman, what I'd do?

♥♥♥♥ OFF DT

Kylie?