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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:37am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:24am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:53am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:41pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 6:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:49am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:29am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:33am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:43pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:47am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 2:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:56am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 8:12am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:28pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:30am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:00pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:02am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:53pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:46am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 May @ 8:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:20pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:33pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:22pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:43pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:37pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:12am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:19pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:22pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:44am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:42am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:48am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:20pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:33pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:05pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:42pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:10pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:31am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 1:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 12:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:46am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:14am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:52pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 6:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:11am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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