"I live in the middle of nowhere. An unpronounceable street, on the first floor. There's only one floor. My name, is SsethTzeentach. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself in a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my hands aren't shaking, I'll take 360mg's of extended release amphetamine, while doing my daily jelk session. I can do a thousand now. After I start to feel heart palpitations, I go to the vitamin closet. For multivitamins, I take two gummy dinosaurs. Then, a gummy fruit pastel, and a single magic bean. Then, I chug down 2g paracetamol to slow the approaching migraine, while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a painkiller with little or no risk of stomach ulceration, because stomach ulcers are incredibly painful, and make you die. Then, 2 tabs of zinc, then omega 3, followed by a final mega-dose of vitamin D3. There is an idea of a SsethTzeentach, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity. Something illusory. And though I could hide my cold gaze, and you could shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe, you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there."