lies and slander mate it's 5'6

5'8 calls himself 6'4

Albort Wisker

Weed? heh...I used to smoke that once...way back when i was 16 years old i was just your average 420 weed toker...

until that day...

i was on my knees blowing my weed dealer to get my next fix when suddenly i noticed that behind me in the weed ration line was someone i recognised...my dad

my dad abandoned me and my mom when i was 4 years old--mom told me he died in the gulf war....turns out he just became a weed deviant like i was on the path to.........
as i swallowed my dealer's load, his white glob of ♥♥♥ dripping down my uvula into my throat when i realised i didnt need to live like this...i threw my weed-les (weed needles, street name ) on the street and immediately reported my dealer to the police...i was there on his execution day....

moral of the story? you get high....your gonna die

God speed spider-man! *Gobbles*

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