As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

        تقبل الله طاعاتكم وصالح اعمالكم، واعاد الله علينا وعليكم هذا الشهر الفضيل، وجعلنا واياكم من عتقائه من النار
                                                          كل عام وانتم بخير  

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