Recent reviews by The Bird with no name

good

The game peaked with the Serpent Moon event, crybaby redditors complained then about a leader-board or something, but little did they know that crytek would fumble every event after that introducing the most unbalanced traits and reptitive event design (a copy paste of the Mr Chary event) that absolutely ruined the flow of the game.

There are many other issues as well, such as ping abuse, removed content, restrictive map design and a cheater issue that's been getting progressively worse.

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I have to put my favourite experiences in the game somewhere so I will keep adding to this review.


>Be me
>Join US Forces on Hill 937
>Early War so no combat pilots or spooky
>Commander Slot is available
>ohyea.xml
>Gruelling push all the way up to E
>Entire team comes to a halt, nobody can get into E
>arse.exe
>Suddenly a squad leader throws a smoke grenade, getting a mark on the center of E
>I tell the team to wait
>Drop napalm on squad leaders mark
>Kill Feed is just the Napalm strike
>Entire team pushes into E while chanting "Bird, Bird, Bird"
>some people started singing Surfin Bird in public chat
>Given the Smells like Victory acheivement
>NVA players only retort was go home G.I. as we won the round

>Be ARVN
>Defending Mid War
>Dawn of Tet a custom map
>Entire team holed up at E point making a stand
>The enemy Arty's the point killing a lot of the team
>Enemy begins making a huge coordinated push straight up the middle with smokes
>thisistheend.thedoors
>Suddenly over Public voice chat the pilot of the Bushranger starts playing "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor
>The Bushranger fires a rocket salvo while spraying minigun fire everywhere
>Entire enemy team effectively wiped out
>Everyone on the south side pissing themselves laughing In both voice and text chat
>Only retribution NVA players got was that the bushranger pilot got muted for 2 minutes by an admin


Great game 1975/10 would drop Napalm and have my name chanted over VC again

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