MY NAME IS
INT-ZULA, THE MIC RULA
THE INT-SCHOOLA
YOU WANNA INT?
I'LL INT IT TO YA
INTLOCK AND I'M INTING
INT YOU LIKE A NOOB
INTWAD YOU'RE UP NEXT KNOCK KNOCK
INTWAD THROW THE GAME SEE
INTWAD HELPS THE CPU FOR FREE
INTING IN YOUR GAME HEALING CAUSE I'M LAME
L ON MY STATS AND ON MY HAND AND I'M A CLOWN

100% OJ could be fun, but isn't. Almost everything is a dice roll, and anything that isn't a dice roll only serves to slightly modify said dice rolls.

The cards and deck buliding systems are borderline retarded. You can (must) pick 10 cards from your mediocre set to take into the game, and you get a card everytime you land on a card space. execpt, you don't. all 4 players have their 10 card deck dumped into the same pool. (the game dosen't explain this btw) it's highly likely you'll pull a card you didn't pick, making any thought you put into buliding you deck completly pointless, which also kills any point of buying booster packs in the shop.

Pokkyupokkyu, popoo! Popoppopopo! Pokyuuuuuuuu!!!!

Star Breaker's toes may be the sexiest thing ever drawn by an artist. I want nothing more than to ♥♥♥♥ those perfect, demure little toesies. Each toe is a gift from the heavens, created explicitly for causing arousal. I want to smooch each of those widdle iddle toesie woesies as Star Breaker, the blasting fuse of the world, laughs in my ear. God her toes are so hot I can't contain it within myself any more. Unf those toesie woesies. Ughnf... Those... Toesies... Can anything be sexier? It's not fair, why can't they be real. Why would Hono create such perfection? To taunt us? Those perfect toesie woesies hnngngg... I want to just pop her toesies into my mouthsies. I want to suckle wuckle on those toesies like a piglet craning its neck for a suckle from its mother's bloated teat. To slurp the grime from Star Breaker's toesies would be simply divine.

lazy slag

part 2 will be revealed sooner