Hello,
My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as on of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skilled hero like genji or widow, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.

This comes with some conditions:

You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.

You obviously won't be allowed to stream anymore or talk to other guys.

If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional lootbox or two.

We'll Skype every day, make sure to buy a high-definition webcam soon.

Nice TF2 review :P