"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."

"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."

"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."

"I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing."