Bender Bending Rodríguez, Sr., designated Bending Unit 22 and they call me Bender. I was made in Tijuana, serial number 2716057, Mexico in 2996. I drink copious amounts of alcohol to recharge my fuel cells, while displaying symptoms similar to intoxication when i stop. When i burp, fire comes out of my mouth. I gamble, smokes cigars and consort with hookerbots. I have 100,000 terabytes of porn on my hard drive, and i'm constantly trying to gain attention, to boost my already over-inflated ego. I am equipped with a Gaydar,though it ultimately claims everyone is gay.You are gay :)