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Meals
Combo Includes Small French Fries and Small Drink
1/3 lb. Cheeseburger $4.19
1/3 lb. Cheeseburger – Combo $6.69
1/2 lb. Cheeseburger $5.49
1/2 lb. Cheeseburger – Combo $7.99
1/3 lb. Original Thickburger $4.59
1/3 lb. Original Thickburger – Combo $7.09
1/2 lb. Original Thickburger $5.79
1/2 lb. Original Thickburger – Combo $8.69
1/3 lb. Mushroom & Swiss Thickburger $4.79
1/3 lb. Mushroom & Swiss Thickburger – Combo $7.29
1/2 lb. Mushroom & Swiss Thickburger $6.19
1/2 lb. Mushroom & Swiss Thickburger – Combo $8.69
1/3 lb. Bacon Cheese Thickburger $5.29
1/3 lb. Bacon Cheese Thickburger – Combo $7.79
1/2 lb. Bacon Cheese Thickburger $6.59
1/2 lb. Bacon Cheese Thickburger – Combo $9.09
1/3 lb. Frisco Thickburger $5.29
1/3 lb. Frisco Thickburger – Combo $7.79
1/2 lb. Frisco Thickburger $6.29
1/2 lb. Frisco Thickburger – Combo $8.79
2/3 lb. Monster Thickburger $7.29
2/3 lb. Monster Thickburger – Combo $9.79

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