This and my Xbox got married and ran off to fake their death and live the rest of their life in a small town in Peru, where they will start a family and live happily until their son accidentally beats up the son of local Mafia leader, Causing my Xbox to have to be activated as the sleeper agent that he is. He goes all Rambo on the mafia and saves his son from the hellscape that has become their life. After saving his family, he decided to retire back to his days on my desk playing nothing but Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 and Big Tiddy Mommy Milker Stepbro Double Twist Action Gawk Gawk 3000 Simulator. He illegally brought his family into the country accross the border from Mexico, because he wanted to rejoice with the one that gave him his hope, dreams, and his will to live: his controller companion. (he now sits in the corner and collects dust because the Xbox Series X came out while he was gone and I replaced him due to his impulsive decision making to run off and start a new life.) Long story short, I forgot to take my meds this morning.