Hey how ya doin.

The name's Gio. I grew up near Hell's Kitchen before moving to Manhattan to pursue "local politics." By local politics I mean telling my family I'm running for office, takin gall their money, going to the Bahamas for 3 months and telling them im in jail. While I sit on a boat, snorting coke off a cheap ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s ass, my stupid ass cousin, Mario, sends me hundreds of thousands of our family's money to get me money for "bail." ♥♥♥♥♥, these nice Tom Ford suits and Gucci belts aren't gonna pay for themselves.

Look, say what you will, but there's 2 types of people in the world. People who join the union and work "hard for a living" and people who scam their family and get their neice to make an only fans, just to take 75% of her cut off showing her feet online to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weirdos.