Recent reviews by B0RGO

bongo cat + meowtiplayer, #1 app, left all my friends for bongo cat, I havent messaged my family and they're starting to wonder where im at, and all im doing is sitting at my desktop with a wallpaper engine wallpaper playing a furry animation meme as I click random keys and watch clicks go up, my friends havent been able to reach me, I locked my discord, they can only reach me through "meow meows" in meowtiplayer. I love this game with every fiber of my being, I left my AI girlfriend and got a real girlfriend all because of Bongo Cat app, 10/10 experience, would recommend, would leave all my friends again

My boss said I needed to make a balatrillion dollars before I could come home. Day after night it seemed like it was so far out of my reach- I missed my wife... my kids... everything I lived and stood for prior to me beginning to start the balatro grind. I fought long and hard for what seemed like an eternity to try and hit the true dopamine high of a balatrillion dollars. My boss seemed pleased, each hand played, each time the chip counter would rise... and then soon- I did it- I smiled. The more and more I fought to hit the chips I needed to go home, the higher and higher my high card climbed- the dopamine began to raise high. None of it mattered anymore- my wife, my kids, my house, my car, my international startup fast food companies in the Dominican Republic... all that mattered was one day I would see the beauty of a balatrillion dollars. Then I hit it- one day... I hit it- a number so high the game could not calculate it... but it wasn't a balatrillion dollars- nay- the balatrillion dollars was a sham the whole time... or was it? I came to realize the true balatrillion dollars was the friends we made along the way... all my physical friends helping me startup these international fast food companies in the dominican republic had been replaced with my new friends- the joker cards.

10/10, would lose my family, home, car, and international buisnesses in the dominican republic again.

Pros:
- I can talk to my frens on the computer :3
- I can have sex with a furry on top of an undertale city world.
- I can play mini golf :D

Cons:
- Vitamin D Deficiency

I love the economy, especially as I control it with banana farms.

Isaac and his Isaac made me feel very Isaac

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YES- This game was good enough for me to go from "I don't like fps in general" to "I don't like all fps," ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥- the movement, the funplay, the style, the absolute BANGER of a soundtrack- absolutely amazing

yea no, the game is pretty fun, I enjoy it

is gud

Good game, some performance issues but overall fun

Can't get my lost account back from 2013, L for me