- Years of management and retail experience
- 0 IRL friends
- at least 20 confirmed kills in Battlefield 3
- I have Dark Souls installed on my computer and I've even launched it before once
- EXTENSIVE but reasonable investment portfolio (2x GME shares)
- Only cry when I feel sad but I've only ever felt one thing for at least 20 years and I don't know what it is and I'm getting worried that it could affect my work performance but it won't I promise
- I do well in groups or independently even under strenuous workloads
- I need to eat