Azelinuu
Azelinuu / Azelidood   United States
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Dan nerfing me by making keyboard controls suck, masterful gambit.



I keep accepting the most random of adds and I don't know why. I haven't sent a friend request in so long. I have 3 bots added that keep trying to get me to click a link.
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A little about myself, since there are people here who have the audacity to post their 2 cents despite them not even being actual players of the game, just trying to look cool by calling me bad. I'm the best Etalus on Exhibition. Everyone else's Etalus is just a gimmick, can't do anything without spamming N-air and playing lame all game. I would rank my Etalus maybe 5th best in the world. I am a big deal. I have had matches where I've taken off stocks off of Fullstream's (one of the best players in the game, yes be happy you were able to get praise from me) Wrastor. If I wanted to actually be good at this game I could simply learn Clairen (in about 20 minutes tops) and easily dominate but I'm afraid of my own power.

I've been called Aze, I've been called Azeli, and I've been mistaken for a girl several times now.

Those damn Survivor/Killer mains, they never stop complaining about how OP the Killer/Survivor side is. Keep crying whiny Survivor/Killer mains, the game is Killer/Survivor biased balance wise anyway.

I can't handle Quake, I really can't. Why can't I just stand still and get my health back?

A tip for all you Disgaea players out there, nothing gets someone to love you more than maxed out stats. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love maxed out stats.

People buy me very terrible anime porn games on purpose. It's awful.

Crit death, just great. Weapon spread won't let me land a shot with my Scattergun, neat. This game's terrible hitreg got me backstabbed from the front, coolio. That guy's terrible ping got me shot from behind a wall, nifty. There's an aimbotter here that their team won't kick, nice. I'm not even mad, this game shines bright enough that these flaws don't even phase me anymore. But you. You taunted. Even worse, you picked up my Unusual Specialized Killstreak Rocket Launcher. Now, this is a pub, I normally don't unleash everything I have here, but you made me run out of whatever patience I had for you and this server. You've awakened a TF2 pubstomping beast, and I'm prepared to beat your ass so bad you'll go back to Team Fortress Classic you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of space.

Big brain. Ridley main. Ridleycides? I get those. Skewer? I land those. My edgeguard game is on point. Hope you didn't skip tech practice, because you're gonna be bouncing off the stage in ways you've never even imagined. I'll make you WISH your parents were dead so they wouldn't have to see you get hopelessly slaughtered.

Pa pa pow, as he always said. Pa pa pow.

Yes, we know the game is a poorly coded mess, but we assure you that if the sales meet our expectations, we'll release an update that'll fix all these bugs you've mentioned. For those of you that have already bought the game, well, tell your friends about it! Earn that content!

People are calling me a cat now. I don't know how it came to this.

Am I famous yet?

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As always, I attract strange companions.
Dino_inc - Yesterday at 11:32 PM
searching all the times azel has said furry shows the point where it transitioned from slight dislike to constantly defending himself from furry accusations
it's rather entertaining

When's Azel? Now's Azel!: shut up you literal dinosaur
unified dino field theory: the only dinosaur you need to be concerned about is a thesaurus because that's not what literal means

2023: Year of The Berry - Today at 5:46 PM
Wtf why did they make a fortnite skin so thicc

L7vanmatre: My mic tastes like a Switch cartridge

Lord Saza: I don't call them missed shots, I call them warning shots

Pakaku: God lives in all of us; he is a free-loader and therefore must be evicted

low poly dragon: why won't my THINGY work
Fat Cat: it's called erectile dysfunction

[1:34 PM] I HAVE FURRY: you change profile pictures as much as I change my underwear
[1:36 PM] Azelirood: It's been like
[1:36 PM] Azelirood: 4 days
[1:37 PM] I HAVE FURRY: I know

7:36 AM - Azelidood: aren't bronies and furries the same thing
7:36 AM - PrincessAether: I was about to say no but now I'm not too sure

NaCl: Hit me with that gay ♥♥♥♥.

Brex64z: how the hell are you wavedashing in lag

dino_inc: @Azelidood WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU UNABLE TO SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP SOMETIMES

Stargazer - Today at 11:13 PM
I can fit more words on a page if I write small
save the trees and ♥♥♥♥

Retnauh: Why am I not allowed to be horny on main without losing all of my followers

Fat Cat: who the hell pinged me on this unholy day

L7vanmatre: What the freaking mother sucking freaking frek is wrong with those people

irradiated vodka: more often than not i feel as if my friends are acting like total idiots and I need to rope them out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ situation by being the mediator

The Joy of Creation!: im racist
Kero: Omg same we have so much in common
Kero: Drop your pants

Sly: yup, it's gamer time

Retnuah: Man I hate it when polar bears punch me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face

DinoBros @ If Chad Gameplay - 05/03/2020
Don't mess with Rivals Workshop Creators. We have 3 jokes

Hoppyknitz: this is like getting your wallet pickpocketed, catching the pickpocketer, and giving them 20 bucks for trying

Anon: If they stop typing when you're typing, they're a bottom.

PLEXI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HYPED - Today at 7:14 PM
I might just commit financial suicide

emo mode - Today at 9:00 PM
I'm older than almost all of you
And I will not hesitate to kick each of you in the ribs if I have to

UshankaWanka: son I swear to god I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care how much they're paying you if I see you being involved in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ undertale oc video I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god I will so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disown your ass

Hundrednaire - Today at 7:27 AM
i found my dog on the street. some guy had a leash around his neck and was walking with him. we rescued him from that evil man
that guy kept shouting "come back with my dog"
dunno what that meant

UshankaWanka: amazing...

m0pS: Glad you guys are in your safe space now, I know differing opinions is tough stuff

Chait-hei: Can't we just enjoy something without wanting to stick your ♥♥♥♥ in it?

Stargazer: why is it that when I drop something small it decides it can ignore the laws of physics and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disappear off the face of the Earth

Thine | 🍕🐐 - Today at 9:27 PM
If I'm camping you that means I respect you

PL@YER: Are you ready to watch PL@YER, an adult with a functioning brain and more than 10 brain cells, smack down a psuedo intellect?

Auroz - 55 minutes ago
I found your profile by typing "steam furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" on Google

StrawberryPi - Today at 12:04 AM
I'm convinced the inside of my microwave burrito is hotter than the Earth's core right now

dino_inc: yeah keyboard is like trying to drive and you can only stomp the accelerator or slam on the brakes

Vaesdo : I'M ONE WITH THE LAG AND THE LAG IS WITH ME

7:59 AM - Ryuvain: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TWO HANDED ♥♥♥♥♥
8:00 AM - Ryuvain: BACK ANOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 20 mins
8:01 AM - Ryuvain: my sword is inside his damn throat right now
8:02 AM - Ryuvain: he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ needed it bald ass ♥♥♥♥♥

3:01 PM - Alvis: I called you a worthless peice of ♥♥♥♥ in all caps but accidentally sent it to a nice friend of mine

SKiV_ - Today at 6:39 AM
I'll flex on whoever I damn well please ok?

SpykerFX — 01/08/2022
they are the two gay wolves inside me and they do not leave

Yung - ur like the crumbs I scrape into the trash can after dinner fam
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Azelidood: I'm surrounded by idiots
Ryuvain: you fit right in

Master of the Sauce: we don't drop combos, we have happy little resets

Azelinuu: Tetris 99 is a metaphor for real life because people are gonna target you for no reason.

[amptown]: trash and toxic

dino_inc - Today at 7:42 PM
those skyrim kids badmouth me all the time, the killable children mod is a must
nobody insults the dragonborn and gets away with it

Ass Builder - Last Sunday at 8:47 PM
I exist to make everyone's life a little bit gayer

CHAOS CHAOS: why does my password have to be so long and complicated
h: is this a challenge?

Ben Dover: smack my dick
L7vanmatre: I'll smack your mother

T4B | Cosm1c - SansToday at 10:53 PM
the reason why you didn't have a date on valentines day is cause you're bad at rivals. if you were top 100 you'd have the one you want

Erick - 10/10/2018
I like bending over for some loser too

dino_inc - 08/26/2018
computer not working? wrench
wife wants a divorce? wrench
wrench is bent? wrench

8:35 PM - Azelidood: ooooh
8:35 PM - Azelidood: skyrim wasn't installed
8:36 PM - Azelidood: that's why the mods weren't working

Luna - 12/23/2017
Reading that sentence alone makes me want to kill someone.

[10:03 PM] Azelidood: People questioning whether or not I'm an actual furry has been the longest running gag of my life.

Pakaku - Today at 1:24 AM
why has god forsaken these fingers

Mossy Rathalos - 03/05/2020
Why can't I get a lady to like me why do I attract the gays

sniper tf2 - 02/17/2018
I'm into women with fat asses and thigh socks

Psycho Cat: I'm just gonna toss it in there and whatever happens happens

3:19 PM - Azelidood: I didn't know you owned dark souls
3:19 PM - woowsers: you actual motherfucker this isn't dark souls, dark souls isn't even that fucking hard you just fucking suck

Nbad: My feet are on my desk and they are ready to gamer girl.

Azelidood: I'm not a furry
Azelidood: stop those thoughts
Azelidood: I only roleplay as myself

*DEAD* JustMeh : What does 'Dbs' stand for?
*DEAD* gtacod5 : dragon ball super?
*DEAD* [ROAR] Grizzly Coraga : DA BEST SEX

[6:50 PM] Azelinuu: where's the fur
[6:50 PM] Mossy Rathalos: in ur mom's butt
[6:51 PM] Azelinuu: hot
[6:51 PM] Azelinuu: werewolf mommy
[6:52 PM] Azelinuu: I regret this message

Dino_inc - Today at 1:35 AM
khajiit has wares if you have... no khajiit has your coin too

dino — Today at 10:24 AM
the French will do anything to not be French, clearly
just look at Spy

Jibinost : MEDIC WHEN IM NEAR YOU YOU HEAL ME UNDERSTAND????

Azelinuu - Yesterday at 1:58 AM
I am beginning to think Tail Lover has had the right idea all along

cringe couch - 04/06/2020
I was just being ironic when I showed you my dick bro

Krinkov: Screw you guys, I've had enough of this ridiculous drama caused by two
factions of angsty teenagers, who come here to yell at each other to try and
forget their own insecurities.

Chill Nye: unplug your microphone and use the wire to hang yourself from a tree.

Shoe - Today at 1:58 AM
Here we can see Azel beats his meat on people trying out Disgaea

DEAD Jooce : im not wasting my team with this team
Jooce left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Archytas - Yesterday at 6:28 PM
Jojo isn't gay, they keep their socks on the whole series

adorbs | Sparkii: Playing rivals online feels like I'm yelling inputs at someone in the other room and they're trying to guess what i said and react to it but it just doesn't work.

inhuman thoughts - 05/09/2019
have a plan to cheat on everyone you date

R-63d: Azeeeeeell
R-63d: What's cisto's actual name again
Azelidood: never revealed
R-63d: No in the game
Azelidood: Christo
R-63d: I'm trying to find him in danbooru
R-63d: Thx
Azelidood: WAIT NO

sn0wjob - Today at 9:26 PM
casual racism fridays

pat: losing weight is 80% diet and 20% excercise and i am 100% unmotivated

Azelinuu - sprite my dad coming back home
Chiefo Joe - with or without milk
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Azelinuu: YEAH MY PROFILE HAS A LOT OF TEXT
Azelinuu: WHAT OF IT

ITS LIKE HOCKEY: DBD players going onto your profile, reading stuff off it in the endgame chat to insult, commenting on your profile about how bad you are at the game, and then subbing to your comments section insisting they aren't mad at all actually

i like shotguns | 大輔 — 01/25/2021
yea she may have the image and behavior of a grade schooler but that pussy game is ancient

Lamb — 11/03/2020
you are the biggest schrodinger's homosexual i have seen

Deleted User #0451 — 10/05/2022
That is terrifyingly sensual for a supposed ace dude

Anon: DICK OR BALLS YOU MUST CHOOSE FOR ONE YOU SHALL KEEP AND ONE YOU SHALL LOSE

Dr.Wabbit — Today at 8:29 AM
I will shove that map so far up your ass
You WILL Know where to go

Aze Badguy: I could represent the average amount of brain activity for all of you by letting a plastic bag flow in tornado storm winds
Lamb: You say that as if the average state of mind for you isn’t just silent hill

DomSkuul: I like mah girls THICC with two Cs. Legs for days and belly for hours

Ruby — 11/17/2021
⚠️ RED ALERT ⚠️
Discord user Dork has started his rounds hopping from server to server announcing his heterosexual feats. We recommend evacuating Discord for at least 12 hours.

Frankie — 02/05/2022
azel is permanently at 2 mild inconveniences away from breaking down

mumphies — 03/19/2022
"I have so many gay friends they could make up the rainbow if they could"

Azelinuu — 02/05/2022
MMMM YES STINKER FART INYO MY LUNGSZZ HHHHH
no

Oldest Xbox Known to Man — 03/19/2022
One of these days you'll end up funding someone's crack addiction again

Lucky Azelie: I want Dwarf Fortress on Steam so bad
Um Cafetão Chamado Maciota: I'll tell you what pal you go download dwarf fortress right now and install a damn texture pack

Elden Dinky — 03/15/2022
that's the most bread-colored sponge I've ever seen
I want it
imagine the pranks

TehRay - 01:44 PM
im not befriending the roaches that plague my living quarters
they need to pay rent or leave

baka mi debit card — Today at 1:39 PM
random crits in tf2 are the video game equivalent of jingling keys in front of a baby to make them laugh

Anon: You say you ain't a masher but you pushing all my buttons right now.
I play Dead by Daylight instead of cutting.
My DBD stats because people keep calling me an X main like idiots [dbd.tricky.lol]

Dead by Daylight: The Survivor's Rulebook! (For Killers)
1. Thou shall not tunnel, even for practicality reasons.
2. Thou shall not camp a hooked Survivor, not even if other Survivors are nearby or every gen has finished.
3. Thou shall not pursue the previous Survivor hooked until a different Survivor has been.
4. Thou shall not return to a hooked Survivor's location, not even to pursue a Survivor attempting a rescue.
5. Thou shall not use a mori offering.
6. Thou shall not use the perks Hex: No One Escapes Death, Barbecue & Chili, Bloodwarden, Rancor, or any perk that slows down Generator Progression.
7. Thou shall not pursue a Survivor wearing a Reverse Bear Trap.
8. The Survivors are allowed to use any perk and tactic they please. The Killer must abide by these rules to be considered "skilled" and for their possible victories to count.
9. Thou shall not leave a downed Survivor on the ground. You must hook them at your earliest convenience.

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Trankimazin® Alprazolam 0.25mg 9 Oct @ 6:39pm 
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💧💧💧 This chap is liquid 💧💧💧
❓🔟 Let’s be acquaintances for future games 🔟❓

🥇🥇 Have a gentlemanly experience during each bout🥇🥇
📯📯 Remain protected & stay lovely📯📯

👌👌👌🌎WORLDLY🌎👌👌👌
🤵🤵🤵This institution remains unrivalled🤵🤵🤵

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76561199545217711 28 Sep @ 1:05am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Dewa 25 Sep @ 12:41am 
Azel getting his crotch swarmed
Trankimazin® Alprazolam 0.25mg 24 Sep @ 5:49pm 
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, added ;3
76561199206544450 21 Sep @ 4:12pm 
hey. added ;3
76561199059969571 28 Jul @ 6:45am 
heey, added ;3