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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 10:43pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 11:29pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:10am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:14am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 1:47am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 5:30am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 6:05am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 11:46pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 9:43am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 5:45am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 5:33am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 6:25am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 5:46am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 10:34pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 6:36am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 9:43am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 5:54am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 11:22pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 8:13am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:40am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 1:12am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:46am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 9:43am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 10:17pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 5:34am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:32am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:03am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 7:21am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 10:19pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 9:51pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 9:33pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 6:32am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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