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Part One

You read Part One of the letter
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 2:31pm

Radiohead

Agnes turned on the radio
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 2:34am

The Penis Award

You found a penis in the hotel garden
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 2:37am

Noises She Makes In Their Bed

Joe plays a tune on the piano
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 4:30am

Perv...

Joe examines knickers...a valid plot point!
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 3:19pm

The Only Monster Is You

Joe killed the Receptionist
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 3:25pm

Bad Kitty

The cat ran away from Young Joe
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 1:26pm

Lorelai

You persuaded the Queen of Maggots to say her name
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 4:30am

Runaway Bride

Agnes persuaded Ivy to join her
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 2:41am

Just Do It

You were given a motivational speech
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 3:38pm

Right In The Shnoz

You blew out the candle and caused an unfortunate accident
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 4:30am

Found Between The Floors

You explored all 4 floors of the hotel
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 4:30am

My Quiet Haven

You completed all the tasks in Helen Road
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 3:28pm

Meet Joe Davis

You completed the tutorial
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 1:38pm

Piece By Piece

You settled the matter with four Sophie's
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 3:30pm

Blunt

You had a nice chat with Harrison
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 2:18pm

Dead Celebrities

Don't Cry, everyone dies...
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 2:28am



Part Two

You read Part Two of the letter

The Final Part

You read the third and Final Part of the letter

The Head Office

Joe found Agnes' head on the desk in the manageress' office

Full Of Crap

You made Doctor Z really angry

Asshole

You were really mean to Ivy

Lucky Dip

You found some concept art in the lucky dip!
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