Hey, I saw your profile pic and thought you were really hot

now this guy squirts!

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

do you fart bruddah?

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating' Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator music

WAZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP I think I sharted!!