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2 people found this review helpful
37.0 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Grind a monster, farms its material to craft a weapon, grind the next mosnter. Rinse repeat. Yeah, nah I'd rather actually do something that isn't soul numbingly boring.
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.4 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Ever wondered what life could've turned out if your parents actually invested in your future?

Yeah it's a pretty cool game.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
1,033.6 hrs on record (233.7 hrs at review time)
Tanks dont have reverse gear modeled, meaning you have Panther 5s reversing faster than T34s moving forward. Coupling that with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ armor modeling in the game and you have the recipe for really horrible tank battle mechanics. That, and the use of commanders really screws up the multiplayer balance. German team games are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to fight against. Seriously, unless you have the UKF dlc, don't bother.

Matchmaking is also broken, theres not enough players for a good matchmaking experience. 1v1 and you'll find yourself matched against top 200 players over and over because the game's population is smaller than my wife's micropenis.

Seriously. STarcraft 2 is now free to play. Go play an actual RTS for once instead of this sorry excuse of commander and dlc money milking.
Posted 21 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
87.5 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
With mod support, Tabletop provides for your every boardgame need while straddling the line of legality with user-created versions of every boardgame imaginable, from Hyper-Dimension monopoly to Secret Trump Hitler. I can now play shadow hunters without having to actually see my friends' ugly mugs! :D
The controls aren't too bad too, when the ping is low.

8/10 would recommend.
Posted 25 June, 2016.
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