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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:26am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 10:57pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:56pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:55pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 9:23pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked