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Hey bro,I want to trade all your inventory (without cases and trash) for my StatTrak M4A1-S Hyper Beast. Its around 200$ so I think it's a good offer for you. Send me trade offer please if you agree, M4A1-S and trade link are in the profile description. I don't add friends for safety so just send offer in my main profile http://steamproxy.com/id/Tobitrade

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All men are gay and I can prove it mathematically: If any percentage of men above zero are gay, then the average man is gay
Let’s say the 1 in 10 men are gay, that means the average man is 1/10 gay, but using the theory that (>1)% gay = 100% gay, as you can’t be half gay, then then all men are gay.
Of course, this hypothesis also proves that traps aren’t gay as women are negative gay (1 woman= -100% gay) thus, a trap = 1/2 male 1/2 female, so they cancel out and get you 0% gay, thus proves that traps are straighter than real woman, as one woman = -100% gay, which makes them a lesbian, which then, makes it gay

add me for a trade cuz im willing to give you a good offer