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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:23am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 8:01am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 11:45am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 9:23am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 5:45am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 12:47pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:17am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 3:36pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 8:32am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 5:20am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:53am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:49am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 3:00pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 4:45pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 5:31pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 5:52pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:40am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 4:41pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:16am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:21am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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