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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2010 @ 9:08am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2012 @ 2:48pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2010 @ 1:12pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2010 @ 1:58pm

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2011 @ 3:29pm

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2012 @ 2:48pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2010 @ 11:49am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2011 @ 8:54am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2011 @ 3:00pm

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2011 @ 7:17am

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2012 @ 1:49pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2012 @ 12:36pm

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2011 @ 12:51pm

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 4:40pm

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2010 @ 9:37pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2012 @ 8:11pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2010 @ 8:32am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2012 @ 3:45pm

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 9:25pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2011 @ 7:39am

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2011 @ 2:25pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2010 @ 8:37pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2011 @ 1:59pm

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2010 @ 5:48pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2011 @ 2:14pm

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 6:34pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2011 @ 11:04am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2011 @ 4:03pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2013 @ 1:06pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2010 @ 4:50pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2011 @ 3:34pm

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2012 @ 7:38pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2012 @ 8:45pm

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 1:27pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2012 @ 6:28pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2012 @ 7:46pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2012 @ 8:45pm

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 7:30pm

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2013 @ 11:35am

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:54pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2013 @ 6:35pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2013 @ 5:22pm

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2013 @ 11:35am

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2012 @ 2:59pm

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2012 @ 6:36pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2013 @ 2:17pm

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2012 @ 1:59pm

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2012 @ 12:58pm

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 8:55pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2012 @ 11:41am

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2012 @ 2:20pm

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 6:28pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2012 @ 11:42am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2012 @ 2:21pm

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 6:28pm

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 1:16pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2010 @ 8:07pm

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2012 @ 3:31pm

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2013 @ 12:44pm

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2012 @ 5:22pm

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2012 @ 2:56pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2012 @ 11:35am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2012 @ 8:42pm

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2011 @ 8:22am

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2010 @ 12:11pm

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 9:56am

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 1:58pm

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2016 @ 11:22pm

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 4:33am

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 5:06am

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:26pm

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 6:03am

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 12:42pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2012 @ 2:36pm

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2012 @ 9:19pm

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2013 @ 12:14pm

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2017 @ 11:34pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2012 @ 2:10pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2012 @ 6:48pm

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2013 @ 8:29pm

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 8:32am

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2012 @ 5:06pm

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2012 @ 11:42am

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2013 @ 2:02pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 12:13am

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2012 @ 4:22pm

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2012 @ 2:36pm

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2016 @ 8:30pm

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 5:09am

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2011 @ 1:41pm

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2012 @ 4:42pm

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 7:01pm

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2017 @ 5:31am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2012 @ 1:18pm

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2013 @ 6:03pm

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:18am

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 9:41am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2011 @ 1:06pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2012 @ 2:51pm

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:15pm

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 12:02am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2012 @ 3:57pm

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2012 @ 3:08pm

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2013 @ 1:10pm

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 10:50pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2012 @ 10:34pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2012 @ 12:41pm

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2013 @ 4:02pm

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 3:23pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2012 @ 3:57pm

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2013 @ 6:03pm

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:18am

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 7:59am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2012 @ 6:41pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2012 @ 2:53pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2012 @ 8:59pm

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 2:05pm

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 10:17am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 12:05pm

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 2:43pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 2:22pm

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 2:34pm

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 9:38pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 11:39am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 6:03pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 1:59pm

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 11:32am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2012 @ 7:05pm

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 2:59pm

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 2:48pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 2:43pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 12:40pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 10:23pm

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2012 @ 1:25pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2012 @ 7:36pm

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2013 @ 11:11am

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 5:49am

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 9:47pm

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2013 @ 2:42pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2012 @ 9:08pm

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 11:21am

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 10:52am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 7:07am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2012 @ 7:52pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 1:17pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 7:13am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 7:42am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 12:36pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2015 @ 3:24pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 12:33pm

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2012 @ 11:16am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 10:11am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 10:55am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 12:48pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 12:08pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 12:48pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2012 @ 12:58pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 11:09am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 11:49am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2012 @ 12:58pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 4:26pm

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 6:42am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 12:52am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2012 @ 6:21pm

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 5:05pm

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2012 @ 2:31pm

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 5:23pm

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2012 @ 12:45pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 7:47pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 6:45pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 11:34am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2012 @ 3:40pm

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2013 @ 11:29am

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 10:23pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 11:34am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 11:39am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 4:49pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2012 @ 5:41pm

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 6:57pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2012 @ 7:20pm

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 8:21am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2012 @ 12:15pm

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2012 @ 7:43pm

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2013 @ 4:21pm

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 5:31am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 2:24pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 12:29pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 7:13pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2013 @ 3:26pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 3:40pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2013 @ 12:31pm

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 8:11am

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 7:53am

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 3:40pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 5:50pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2012 @ 8:39pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 2:38pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 3:47pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 2:46pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 2:43pm

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 7:06pm

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2012 @ 8:28pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 3:10pm

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 8:37pm

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 4:09pm

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2013 @ 1:44pm

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 2:10pm

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 3:03pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 11:34am

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 2:47pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 5:08pm

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 7:35pm

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 4:39am

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:21pm

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 10:47am

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 5:49am

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 10:12am

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 2:40pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 12:51pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 2:57pm

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:49pm

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:08pm

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:18pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 11:34am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 11:00am

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 11:17am

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 12:19pm

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2013 @ 8:00pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 3:17pm

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 1:56am

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 7:50pm

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 6:53am

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:59pm

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 8:34pm

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 5:24am

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 11:32am

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 7:19pm

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:48pm

777

Win Fuel on the first try
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 5:44am

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 2:47pm

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 10:28pm

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 10:40pm

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 10:32pm

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 2:23pm

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 2:51pm

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 7:32pm

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2017 @ 10:20am

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 1:52am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2013 @ 9:10pm

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2013 @ 8:29am

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 6:32am

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 2:51pm

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2015 @ 11:34pm

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 5:35pm

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 3:01pm

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2017 @ 6:49am

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 1:24pm

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2015 @ 12:27am

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2015 @ 5:01pm

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:18pm

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2017 @ 3:48pm

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 3:09pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2015 @ 10:53pm

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 1:24pm

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2016 @ 7:20pm

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 7:10am

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 11:10am

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 6:16pm

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 11:52pm

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 6:47am

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 10:56am

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:27am

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:08am

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 1:49pm

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 6:17pm

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 7:11pm

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 6:20pm

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 4:46am

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 6:50pm

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 7:56pm

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 6:26pm

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 2:28pm

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2017 @ 8:37am

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 7:16pm