I'm gonna piss under your pillow

bro it stinks in here

+rep she got a wagon

Hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but ♥♥♥♥ you. I am keeping your stocks! That's right, you ugly little girl! I HATE YOU, and your stupid nose! I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is mine, and everyone else can leave! You see that planet!? I'M TAKING IT TOO! It looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walnut! BLAM! and it busted a nut! Then and there! Hahahahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now...DIE! (mouth sputtering noises) ♥♥♥♥ you, moon, you never had the cheese I wanted! (beat) I hope you're ready to die, it's gonna be like Evangelion, get the ♥♥♥♥ out.

CRAZY! I WAS CRAZY ONCE!! THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM!!! A RUBBER ROOM!!!! A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS!!!!! AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY!!!!!!

you fool, i have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS