Recent reviews by Cadillac Sedan DeVille 1999

Deez Nuts, im about to buy the game for real, probably gonna regret this since you know, i cant ♥♥♥♥ and I dont have that many braincells left. I can only play hoi4 and war thunder, NOTHING ELSE.
I like being dramatic, but wish me luck :)


The intro is not cringe, Deez Nuts is a very professional thing to say!

changed my review from recommended to not recommended since this game has so many bugs and one of them is that ur auto save wont work and that u cant save manualy as well due to an "event" that is going on????
I played over 30 days with that notifications and now i lost 4 hours of gameplay. So imma unistall, go hang myself and then go complain to the devil about how ♥♥♥♥ this game is.

Also, I just looked thru my reviews and this one was definitely written out of anger, but yes, I do know that it's in early access, but my point still stays. :)
Enjoy the rest of your day/night!

♥♥♥♥ support after so much trouble and ignoring by them, ive desided that ill stop playing survival games cause no others are like this game, but the staff make it so hard to actually enjoy this game. Also the game itself is ok, fun with friends, but their support is horrendous especially the higher positions who thinks they can do anything they want.

Id rather have my balls cut off than having to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

Honestly I LOVE this game, I may have had it for a good while and not played it a lot, but that is because im waiting for the next major update.
The game is honestly fun, super fun.
The graphics are pretty good and in my opinion this game is way better than city skylines, tropico etc.
It may be about the "soviets" (which i first found a bit annoying) But now that I got used to the game it doesent bother me because of the fact of all these features that are in this game that arent in other games.
Example, when the planes came out I got right back into this game and literally played the next 7 hours non-stop.
And now im back to waiting😅😅😅. (Thats just me right???)

Gameplay-
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Okay
☐ Bad

Graphics-
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful

Audio
☐ Amazing
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad

Audience
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Everyone

Story-
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Not great
☑ None

Difficult-
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

Grind-
☑ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Insanity

Game Time-
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Depends on you
☑ Endless

Price
☐ Just buy it
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended

♥♥♥♥ game, ♥♥♥♥ players, ♥♥♥♥ everything

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME, YES OFC LETS POUT LVL 30S WITH LVL 500S WITH NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LVIES THAT LIVE IN THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOMS BASEMENT RENTFREE.
AND OF COURSE LETS MAKE THE GAME FREE SO THAT AHCKERS AND EVEN MORE LOSER CAN PLAY IT. FIX UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME DUMBASSES

Honestly the best kind of a game, i bought it really late which sucks and never got to experience the gold age/month of the game, but its honestly and super fun game and imo better than dbd, but sadly ppl chose dbd over this which is understandable and then this game just died. If it ever comes back alive which i doubt, then id be super happy, one of the best games, seriously.

Really fun. teaches you how to steal IRL.
Jk...
Umm yeah.. fun
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