Reseñas recientes de Cadillac Sedan DeVille 1999

Umm this game sucks if you are trying to get an umm imerssed gameplay, cause ive played for like 10 min now, and im laughing my ass off. the graphics aint good and they r on ultra, umm the gameplay mechanics r okay, but the funniest thing is if you kill someone, get close to the end of the walking/play area then u can pick up the the bodies and throw them off of the map, so an insane gameplay stradegy for u sweats. so yeah i kinda regret buying this, but its too funny to refund so yeah sniper elite 4 best game, sniper elite 5 sucks but hella funny.


yeah, the ai sucks as well lol, they r so blind. ♥♥♥♥ game but it makes up with its bugs and glitches.

omfg im laughing my ass of again, threw an dead body off of a hill and not only is the throwing animation funny, but the dead bodies floating down, aaah, i love the this game.


imma die from laughing, the dialogs r so ♥♥♥♥, this must have been a rushed game, even tho it aint, i just cant.

ok, ive been playing for about 70 min now, and my guy cant reload his gun ffs, im on top of a tower, and now ik y im not able to shoot, cause he keeps reloading and the cancels it the last sec and redoes it every single time, so now ive sat here, watched this guy do this for about 5 min, i cant, this is to funny, i cant take this game seriously in any way.
i didnt notice, but apparently i got about a 100 mags for my pistol on the ground now lol, what a great game.

imma become a youtuber for a sec and say that the pistol reload glitch thing is on my profile, for proof and definitely not to #advertise myself, who would do that smh.

ok, now i just died, while standing behind a wall, did my guy get an heart attack?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lets go, my guy dying from that heart attack caused the reload glitch to stop. Im back in the game baby

The nazis whistling for bhackup sounds like some dog or rabbit dying, insane speech skills right here, i gotta give props to the sniper tho, i mean hes voice makes up for everything, and to be honest, i think that is the best thing in this game, at least so far, havent gotten the chance to shoot hitlers testicle yet... so yeah... we will see, this review wont get any shorter tho, so stick around for more ;)

they sound like dying birds, thats what they sound like i tell you.

Got shot in the head by 3 :( dont worry tho, let me just band aid my wrist for a sec

tried sneaking into the hotel, ended up killing the whole population of germany instead, oopsies

One of the soldiers called me a coward, then proceeds to hide in a bush

My guy looks like a penguin going down the stairs :D

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this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, go ♥♥♥

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MOANS

Zombies

aaah, yes, very good, Now give me the nomination badge >:(

First :)

♥♥♥♥, like every year. Thank god i bought it on the pc this year bc I refunded it