Who knows but since you're here I'll assume you'll want some reading material. Don't worry friend I got you; like the shampoo bottle you grab when you forget your phone when taking a dump I am here for you. Here's a quick rundown of what you can expect from me:

Franklin's is the best perk in the game and I will die on this hill.
I have psychiatric help, thank you for asking.
I keep a small patch of grass on my desk for quick touching purposes.
I am a straight, white, male with an average BMI since I get a lot of questions on that.
Surprisingly I have felt the touch of a women and maintain a healthy relationship currently.
I bear no grudges and simply love playing Dead by Daylight.

Are any of these true or am I just lying to troll you? Maybe it's both or maybe it's neither but in all cases I am here as I am. I've played this game for a good while and have learned there is no pleasing anyone so I'mma keep on doing my thing for better or worse. Despite this, or because of this, some of you will still be mad. It happens and as such the comment box is always open for you. I've also complied a list of really bad opinions below which also may or may not being serious about. Catch you all on the flip side and let's all attempt to have fun <3.

- Tunneling ain't real kiddo, you're just crazy. There is no active punishment in the game's scoring system [deadbydaylight.fandom.com] for hooking one survivor three times versus hooking three survivors once. I will not be held to a monopoly house rule.

- I slug people that give up. If you attempt to suicide on hook or just put yourself in front me asking for release from the game either DC or be prepared to rock that Bleedout timer.

- SWF should be visible on the lobby,

- Map Offerings are massive small wiener energy(or if you're a chick, deep-dish ♥♥♥♥♥). You lose all right to complain about killer choice if you drop one.

- Some of you are too comfortable with sharing details about your fetishes. Like no I don't need to know you're Wesker's Cumslut or that you want to deepthroat Bubba.

- If you have TTV in your username and you're not live when I play against you then I am reporting your account to Twitch for scamming me out of my time.