Kinda like if Ed Sheeran was blonde, a dork, and had no hoes

MILF Marauder threw 33 flashbangs straight into teammates' eyes this year.
https://leetify.com/2023/76561198085352091#friends

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I'm telling you, MILF Marauder is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
https://leetify.com/2023/76561198085352091#friends

+rep good team mate! accept me bro please

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing♥♥♥♥♥♥♥to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

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