"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"♥♥♥♥ can not be holy, Father."
Rogal Dorn

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Harland Sanders

"The greatest evils in the world will not be carried out by men with guns, but by men in suits sitting behind desks."
Clive Staples Lewis

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
Steven Wright

"My mind doesn't work that way, I got this real moron thing I do, it's called thinking and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions....... I have certainrules I live by. My first rule, I don't believe anything the government tells me.... and I don't take very seriously the media or the press in this country.
George Carlin