This guy is so nice. He took my wife from me and now, not only am I saving a lot of money, nobody is there to touch and mess with the thermostat.

he made me want to kill my self!! but in a positive way!!! i want to die just so i can make heaven a better place just for him :3

Dude has been such a positive influence to me. He helped me through my intervention with alcohol, and now i can confidentially say I hold a competitive title in Drinking and Driving. He showed me the advantages of mixing Ever Clear with Ibuprofen so that i can slow down time will racing from the cops to get better lap times. truly and inspiration to us all.

Hey man, just wanted to say thank you for donating your last kidney to my sister who was in need. We need more people like you in the world.

O.o