About Me:


i play baseball and hockey. sometimes, when i'm alone at night, I like to rip single, perforated checks from my checkbook and staple them to my face

Equinox_: HEY BRO I HEARD YOU NEEDED A POCKET
Equinox_: LUCKILY
Equinox_: MY JEANS HAVE TWO
Equinox_: ♥♥♥♥♥
Chrom3w0lf :o3: OH
Chrom3w0lf :o3: WOW
Chrom3w0lf :o3: ♥♥♥♥ YOU


Chrom3w0lf: do u have mumble
Equinox LFT: no ♥♥♥♥ you
Equinox LFT: i uninstalled mumble
Equinox LFT: just now
Chrom3w0lf: you have tornados in ye butt m8
Equinox LFT: because go ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF
Chrom3w0lf: WOW
Chrom3w0lf: I WAS GONNA INVITE YOU TO MY INVITE MUMBLE
Chrom3w0lf: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Equinox LFT: ♥♥♥♥ YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS


Chrom3w0lf: well
Chrom3w0lf: im dumb
Chrom3w0lf: and blind
Chrom3w0lf: so
Chrom3w0lf: ♥♥♥♥ you
Equinox LFT: I mean i knew all that


Equinox: default crosshair
Equinox: is the best now
Equinox: like, the + used to work for me
6s.Aporia: TOLD U
Equinox: now its just weird
6s.Aporia: AMIRITE
Equinox: default is best
Equinox: like holy ♥♥♥♥
6s.Aporia: SAY IM RIGHT
6s.Aporia: PLS
Equinox: I'M RIGHT
6s.Aporia: wow
6s.Aporia: :(
Equinox: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ♥♥♥♥ YOU


6s.Chrom3w0lf: aporia is an mge alt name i use cuz im dumb
6s.Equinox: 6s.Chrom3w0lf: aporia is an mge alt name i use cuz im dumb
6s.Chrom3w0lf: WOW
6s.Chrom3w0lf: turbovirgin
6s.Chrom3w0lf: gear ♥♥♥♥
6s.Equinox: GOING IN THE PROFILE


Equinox: Hey dann
Equinox: dann
Equinox: daniel san
Equinox: DAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
Chrono Rabbit: what
Equinox: chicken butt
Chrono Rabbit is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

Jaffa: derk socks 3 patch
Jaffa: better be nerfing the garbage that is dark sword and estoc
Jaffa: you gonna get in teamspeak you little slut
Jaffa is now Online.
Equinox: so
Equinox: I decided
Jaffa: so
Jaffa: you decided
Equinox: no auto summon covenants
Equinox: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work
Jaffa: that no auto summon covenants
Jaffa: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work
Equinox: SL80 is apparently too high for aldritch even though every invasion i get
Jaffa: LENNY YOU HAVE MADE A GREAT DISCOVERY
Equinox: THERE'S PURPS
Jaffa: put this on your profile you are a genious for future generations to behold
Jaffa: LET IT BE KNOWN AUTO SUMMON COVENANTS ARE ♥♥♥♥ SO SAYS LENNY
Jaffa: but really
Jaffa: get on teamspeak you little ♥♥♥♥
Jaffa: i want to see this conversation on your profile
Jaffa: it's severly outdated
Jaffa: it needs spicy new memes
Equinox: I havent put anything on my profile in ages
Equinox: i've been slacking
Jaffa: and the world at large needs to know auto summoning covenants are ♥♥♥♥
Jaffa: S H I T

Equinox:
Equinox:
Jaffa: l m a o
Jaffa: lenny u have issues mate

Jaffa: windmills
Equinox: what the ♥♥♥♥ did you just call me you little ♥♥♥♥
Jaffa: i'll have you know i'm trained in gorilla warfare and have over 300 confirmed chest beatings
Equinox: i think they call those mimics nowadays
Jaffa: dude you can't just say that
Jaffa: you are insinuating that you want to beat a mimic
Jaffa: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wierd ♥♥♥♥
Equinox: i do. I want to beat all the mimics. get that ♥♥♥♥ out of my country
Jaffa: mimiclivesmatter
Equinox: makelordrangreatagain


Equinox: boy i'm so excited to try a new build in dark souls
Jaffa: me too i call it the quality build
Equinox: that's a lie i'm gonna use the black knight greataxe like a ♥♥♥♥♥
Jaffa: nobody has ever done that before
Equinox: come gank with me kappa
Jaffa: very new and one of the most viable builds in the game
Jaffa: wait
Equinox: i wanna push my guy to 120
Jaffa: it's the only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ viable build in the game
Jaffa: D
Jaffa: A
Jaffa: R
Jaffa: K
Equinox: i learned this the hard way
Jaffa: S
Jaffa: U
Equinox: way to go
Jaffa: ♥♥♥♥
Equinox: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
Jaffa: mate
Jaffa: you ruined it
Jaffa: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuckold
Equinox: hell yeah i did ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Equinox: welcome to real life, ♥♥♥♥♥
Jaffa: i will kill you
Equinox: i saw your dark souls video
Equinox: you cant kill anyone
Equinox: #REKT
Jaffa: i already have footage where i own scrubs
Jaffa: NOTREKT
Equinox: so do i
Equinox: its the duels i had with you
Equinox: #REKT



Equinox: this game is cancer
Equinox: you know who else used an estoc?
Equinox: hitler.
Equinox: and look where that got him
Jaffa: it let him kill 6 million jews first
Jaffa: if that is what it takes to be nerfed then so be it
Equinox: i've probably already died 6 million times to an estoc user
Equinox: I AM A VICTIM


Jaffa: check your priviledge
Equinox: that doesnt look right
Equinox: is that the proper spelling
Jaffa: yes
Equinox: privilege
Equinox: isnt it that
Equinox: or
Equinox: privelage? no that's wrong
Equinox: that's a weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word
Jaffa: it's priviledge
Jaffa: in proper english
Jaffa: might be privilege for you cuckolds in the US
Equinox: but its
Equinox: i cant find that anywhere
Equinox: i googled it and EVERYTHING shows Privilege
Jaffa: well it's priviledge here
Jaffa: want me to pull out my pocket oxford dictionary ♥♥♥♥♥?
Jaffa: i'll do it
Jaffa: don't make me
Equinox: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it
Equinox: right now
Jaffa: okay
Jaffa: it's privilege
Jaffa: i hope you get aids
Equinox: ♥♥♥♥♥


Aggressive screeching man-baby: where is money
Jaffa: m o n e y
Aggressive screeching man-baby has changed their name to lods of emone.
lods of emone: WUZ THAT SPELL
lods of emone: LOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS O MONEY
lods of emone: (probly(
Jaffa: D
Jaffa: O
Jaffa: S
Jaffa: H


Jaffa: the raid in destiny 2 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass cancer
G A D Z O O K S !: I havent done yet, took a break from the ps4 one
G A D Z O O K S !: because i didnt want to get burnt out from pc release
Jaffa: everyone is so incompetent its insane, i ask them to shoot the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arrows that AREN'T the ones called out, and what do u know, they shoot the one called out
Jaffa: its just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzle with a ♥♥♥♥ end boss, finally did it tho
Jaffa: also there's a stealth section that leads into you killing hedgehog doggos
G A D Z O O K S !: ♥♥♥♥ YOU, SONIC
G A D Z O O K S !: I ALWAYS PREFERRED NIPPLES AND THE DOG ANYWAY


Nipples The Enchilada: what are you playing at
Jaffa is now Online.
Jaffa: wat
Nipples The Enchilada: your sensitivity
Jaffa: o
Nipples The Enchilada: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonce
Jaffa: 6
Nipples The Enchilada: aaaayyyy
Jaffa: 6 1000dpi
Nipples The Enchilada: same, ♥♥♥♥
Jaffa: i wanna bang thomas the tank engine
Nipples The Enchilada: actually now that i think about it i dont even know if i'm using 100 or 1600
Nipples The Enchilada: i
Nipples The Enchilada: ...
Nipples The Enchilada: mate that's a train
Jaffa: think about it tho
Jaffa: those sexual choo choos
Nipples The Enchilada: i'm putting this in my profile and I assure you i'm not happy about it
Jaffa: you take control of that lever and move at light speed
Nipples The Enchilada: I'm going to kill myself.

Nipples The Enchilada has changed their name to a sexy, sexy choo coo.
Jaffa: coo
a sexy, sexy choo coo: choo coo
a sexy, sexy choo coo: ♥♥♥♥
Jaffa: nice one you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
Jaffa: now you just look like some kind of bird fetishist
a sexy, sexy choo coo has changed their name to A ***** Train Up Jaffa's Arse.
A ***** Train Up Jaffa's Arse: LMAO
A ***** Train Up Jaffa's Arse: WHAT
A ***** Train Up Jaffa's Arse: IT BLOCKED OUT STEAM
A ***** Train Up Jaffa's Arse: I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done I quit goodbye