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17 of 32 (53%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:42am

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:47pm

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 9:40am

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:51pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 6:14pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 8:07am

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 6:34am

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 10:05pm

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 8:41am

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 10:09pm

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2014 @ 10:00am

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 5:17pm

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:38am

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 7:03am

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 10:14am

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 11:10pm



Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
1 / 100

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
18 / 39