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FISHY FISHY FISH ITS SO NICE AND CALMING I LOVE FISH THEY ARE SO CUTE I WANT MORE FISH

I LOVE CATS I CANT GET ENOUGH OF CATS I WANT MORE CATS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Great Mushrooms!
Great Art!
Great Music!
Great Mushrooms!

"They finally added ♥♥♥ to DBD", well I didn't wish for ♥♥♥ but at least for more than 4 sprites per character. In terms of content, this game is equal to free dating sims.

The only thing that makes this game stand out is that this game includes DBD characters.

Honestly, a waste of 10 euros. Boring, Childish and it feels like the devs stand behind you after every dialogue to explain everything.

I like the idea of a narrator but poorly translated into the game.
No skip dialogue button or auto dialogue.
Poorly optimized. I can't run this game on 4k on my GTX 1060 with more than 3 FPS but I can run DBD on 30FPS 4k resolution.

Would not recommend it for anything else than the meme.

I have never had a dog and while playing this game I´ve noticed how much I love dogs.

So this review is a personal thank you to Anatoliy Loginovskikh, for making me buy a dog.

10/10 I am looking forward to buying and playing every game of 100 hidden X.

Playing this game with my significant other made me realize how easily our feeble minds can be fooled into feeling comfort in simple things.

Some people may shout at me "Oh its just a game about a stupid rock, get over it!" and they would make a valid point. Some others would oppose "This game is not even worth booting up.", but that is where I want to convince you otherwise.

You may feel like you wont gain anything out of playing "Rock Life: The Rock Simulator", but after an extensive 0.2 Hours of game time I can safely say, that I am qualified in commenting on it in a scientific, fair way, with no bias whatsoever. In this time, I have come to the conclusion, that these 1.28 GB of hard-drive storage, are the best sacrifice I have ever made in my entire life.

I am not kidding when I say, that this game has awoken something deep inside of me. The pure joy that I felt laying down on the floor of my 3 meter by 3 meter room is indescribable. The sense of being forced in this tight space externally, without seeing any boundaries made me feel like I have never felt before. It is like the warm embrace of your loved ones but without any one standing by you and you can make it last as long as you like, need or want. The Rock can embody anyone that you imagine the rock to be. You can change the rock to make it fit that one person you are thinking about perfectly. With the variations at hand, ranging from Big to small, Sharp to round and with any texture imaginable you will be certain to find a fitting form.

There is no outside, there is no boundaries, everything further then 10 meters of the rock is unknown, but the point of it is, that you wont have to know, it is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. i would even recommend playing it in a small enclosure as it improves the experience and makes you wonder less about the outside.

We humans are born with curiosity in mind but sometimes we let it take over or base all our life on it. Although there is no shame in leaving that behind for 10 minutes a day, to just live rock.

Now I know, that there will not be a single person, that has not tried this game yet, to believe me on this. But trust me when I say, I was dead serious when I exclaimed out loud that I would genuinely pay money to play this masterpiece, I would give one of my limbs. ♥♥♥♥ it I would give them all. I would give them a kidney, a lung, my heart. I just wish to be a head with no facial features laying in this grass and enjoy my existence without any dread in sight, but I digress...
It is a bit of software that may just have filled in that missing fragment of my life, the last puzzle piece, the proof that god is not dead, neither alive nor anyone worth believing in to begin with, for there is only a single deity, a singular omniscient shape, the one that represents everything and nothing, that is, the shape, of a rock. Not one in particular, any rock.

With that said, i would applaud all of you reading, if you were to go outside right now, not to touch grass or find your other half, taken away by what you believe was god, but rather to grab the prettiest, ugliest, smallest, biggest, first or last rock you find.

This rock represents you and your personality. Worship it. Center your life around it. Ask it for permission in life changing alterations and ask it for its opinion in a time if great grief, despair and unknown about how you may proceed, as it is your voodoo rock.


I like the grafics and Story but in the vr version you cant change the rock 8/10

I love frogs

30 Minutes a day go a long way

Cursed myself with trying to 100% this....

Cheap, Unfun