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Stinky McPoopyface
San Diego, California, United States
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Scene: 2026; A bustling gaming convention. The crowd is hyped as the trailer for Call of Duty: Black Ops 8 drops on the main screen. The room falls silent as the footage begins.

Trailer Narrator (Deep, Gravelly Voice):
"In a world where the stakes have never been higher... one man must face his greatest enemy... himself."

Cut to Reznov, a hardened war veteran, sitting on a toilet in a dimly lit bathroom. The sound of Taco Bell wrappers crinkles in the background. Reznov clutches his stomach, beads of sweat rolling down his face. Dramatic orchestral music swells.

Reznov (Grunting):
"This... is worse than Stalingrad."

The camera pans to a Taco Bell bag on the floor, labeled "Fire! Sauce Included." Reznov’s face contorts as he lets out a low, pained groan. The screen flashes: "The fight of his life begins now."

Crowd at Convention (Whispering):
"Wait, is that... Reznov? On a toilet?"
"Is this the campaign?"
"This is... actually kind of genius?"

The trailer ends with Reznov finally standing up, looking defeated but triumphant. The screen reads: "Call of Duty: Black Ops 8 – *Taco Bell: Reznov’s Revenge*. Available Now."

Crowd (Exploding into Cheers):
"THIS IS THE BEST COD STORY IN 10 YEARS!"
"REZNOV’S DIARRHEA IS THE NEW MODERN WARFARE!"
"TACO BELL DLC WHEN?!"

Cut to a group of gamers huddled around a console, playing the campaign.

Gamer 1:
"Dude, the way they captured the sound effects... it’s so immersive."

Gamer 2:
"I know, right? The splashes, the grunts, the occasional fart noise in the background... it’s cinematic gold."

Gamer 3:
"And the twist at the end? When Reznov realizes it was the Fire! sauce all along? Mind-blowing."

Gamer 4:
"Honestly, this is the emotional depth we’ve been missing in COD campaigns. Reznov’s struggle is *universal*."

Cut to a reviewer on a popular gaming channel.

Reviewer:
"Black Ops 8 takes a bold risk by focusing on Reznov’s gastrointestinal journey, and it pays off in spades. The character development is unparalleled, the pacing is tight, and the toilet physics are next-gen. 10/10, Game of the Year."

Cut to a Taco Bell executive giving a press conference.

Taco Bell Exec:
"We’re thrilled to partner with Activision on this groundbreaking narrative. Reznov’s story proves that even heroes have to deal with the consequences of their dietary choices. And yes, we’re already working on a limited-edition 'Reznov’s Revenge' menu item."

Final scene: Reznov, now recovered, stands in front of a Taco Bell, holding a burrito. He looks directly at the camera.

Reznov:
"Next time... I’m getting the mild sauce."

Screen fades to black. Text appears: "Call of Duty: Black Ops 8 – The Legend Continues."

Crowd (Cheering):
"REZNOV 2028!"
"TACO BELL FOR LIFE!"
"THIS IS ART!"

Fade out.
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Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?

What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? (bro)
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? (bro)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go) (bro)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go) (bro)
Osama, Osama, Osama to go
Osama, Osama, Osama to go
Osama, Osama, Osama to go
Osama, Osama, Osama to go

I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run, tell Obama
I'm your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ uncle

I walk into a airplane like, "Bro man salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should have rode my donkey"
It's about to get crazy, when it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby, "Allah, save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong, everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
Okay, now turn left
I said, "Turn left!"
"For everything else, there's Mastercard"

Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
Let's start over, "Hi, we're gonna die"
Here's a plastic bag for cover, bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
Bakalaka sambarapa akhmadaka dirkistan
Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
'Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office
You heard of One Direction? I'm in Al Qaedirection
My name is Zayn Hussein, I flew a plane on 9/11
Yes, I may have let 'em planes go too far
I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
All the terrorists are like, "Oh, he got a telephone"

I'm gonna drive a cab
Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
I'm-I'm Osama, sorry for the drama
Where should I drop you off at? (Thank you)
I'm gonna drop some bags
At the marathon up in Boston (too soon)
♥♥♥♥, I blew my balls off

Whatchu know about explosive turban on your noggin?
Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden?
This ♥♥♥♥♥ will ♥♥♥♥ your kid and kidnap your parents
One man's terrorist's is another man's Arab
I'm a bad man, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan
I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
Come and find me everybody, I'm right here
Hide and go seek champion 12 years
I'm selling you slurpees at 7-11 up in Dearborn
Chilling with Saddam and his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I lead a Syrian rebellion, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm in New York on welfare, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

They be like, "You must pay for 9/11!"
I'm like, "Bro, can I pay you in Trident Layers?"
I give you free Chili gift card and a bootleg
Iron Man 3 and a Angry Birds T-shirt
I call that a gift from me to your nation
I call that a full 9-11 compensation
Now we're squared up
And the Kardashians have always worked for me
I just wanna get that cleared up
Anyone you see with a turban is workin' for me
Will we ever see Middle East peace? ♥♥♥♥♥, please
They'll always be one or two jihads at least
Watch me spit a flow bro (here we go)
I got backhand like Macklemore (what)
A ♥♥♥♥♥ walk up and I smack a ♥♥♥♥♥

I'm gonna pop some caps
Homie got dynamite in my jacket
I'm-I'm Osama, get ready for the summer
♥♥♥♥'s about to blow up

I wear the baddest robes
I chill with badass bros
Like David Allan Coe, Al Assad, and Camel Joe
I wear the baddest bombs (damn right)
I kill Americans (come on)
I win the marathons
Taylor Swift has cameltoe

I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run, tell Obama
Let me fly Air Force One (oops)

Thank you
First, I need to thank Jesus
Without him, there could be no 9/11
I'd like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama, ugh, Obama
Sorry, hummus in my throat
Jihad Xpress for the last minute job
The Saudi family, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of Hamas
Thank you to my wife, there's too many of them to name
And thank you, R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly, thank you
Oh, and the fans, thank you to the fans
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Anti-Anti-Vaxxer 5 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19pm 
-rep this guy sucks