Hi Otōsan! it suzuki agane. how covid life? We miss you. You have tracking shot yet? we need last one? why it magnetic? or you hillbilly who no tracker? Farewell, Suzuki (ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵒⁿ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶜᵃʳ ᵇᵗʷ)

hi dan it mitsubishu (yes car manufacturing). we get report Suzuki, the competitor is ran by japanese child. rumor he not full japanese. this insult to our race. you confirm true or no? we prepare to launch nagasaki sun tzu on suzuki hq.

Hi dad, it suzuki again. ( also not the car but mixed child still) why mother drive like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7amwCPFuLB4 she get people yell at us

Hi dad it's Suzuki (your kid not the car manufacturer) Mom left Bill for Boomhauer since he got laid off from his military job cutting hair. His tiger print speedo brings out his eyes she says. It hard to understand him. He seem ok. Also he relay message, "GO ARLEN!" whatever that mean. Also, why he take 2 spaces for parking car?

Don't call me kid kid

Hey Dan Kanako again. Did you tell family why we moving to North America? you kept clogging all the drains and now no place will let us rent because you keep destroying the pipes PepeHands. Please show respect for plumbing just not MY plumbing Poggies