Jesus was way cool, everybody liked Jesus.
Everybody wanted to hang out with him.
Anything he wanted to do, he did.

He turned water into wine.
And if he wanted to, he could've turned weed into marijuana,
or sugar into cocaine,
or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water,
and swam on the land
He would tell these stories and people would listen.
He was really cool.

If you were blind, or lame, you just went to Jesus
and he would put his hands on you,
and you would be healed.
That's so cool.
Jesus was way cool.

He took people to eat his body,
and drink his blood.
That's so cool.
Jesus was so cool.

But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
so they killed him.
But then he rose from the dead!
He rose from the dead,
danced around,
and went up to heaven.
I mean, that's so cool.
Jesus was way cool.

No wonder there are so many christians.