I think I might be starting to get a crippling anime addiction.

My wife left me after I spent last month's rent on Nekopara vol.4 and a Vanilla body pillow. I lost my job after skipping work for the fourth time due to binge watching ecchi harem animes. I lost custody of my 2 kids when my now ex-wife found out I took them to learn Japanese when I lied that it was an English tuition, that and being caught dressing up my daughter in a Japanese high school uniform. The cost of the lawsuit is pilling up, I don't think I'll ever pay the bank back, my credit rating's going down into the negatives and I'm forced to use my life savings to pay for food.
Worst of all, KissAnime's gone down, now I can only pirate anime in 144p with Russian subs while using a VPN that's slower than the rate at which Miyazaki pumps out his films.
But, as long as I got my waifu Asuka and a jar to fit her in with me, I think I'll be fine living on the street two blocks away from the apartment I've been kicked out from.

If you want to make my life better, please give me your Funimation and Crunchyroll account instead of sending money. I don't need food, I don't need shelter, I need my animes.

ps I love food, they're like my balls, anime girls put that ♥♥♥♥ in their mouths, yum yum.

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