Recent reviews by Fren

I cook a da pizza, I have a da crippling anxiety, I puncha da pizza face

Positives:
-Tiddies
-Saving is unlimited
-No ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Platforming
-Mod Friendly
-Fun in doses

Negatives:
-Checkpoints are so far apart that it causes a lot of backtracking
-Enemies are bullet sponges where even a headshot takes 5-7 shots
-Aiming is Abysmal getting either stuck on their shoulder not allowing me to see the enemy or it takes so long to get the gun out that I die before I can defend myself
-No automatic Reloading to my last save leaving me on a screen of my death
-Lighting is so piss poor that I have multiple times been swarmed because when I though I cleared a room their was actually 3 more guys
-Adventure Game Logic of Rubbing items against flashing items till something happens but some items you thought would work do not
-No map which makes everything a maze
-Inventory is a joke where I can only hold 3 mines and 40 bullets in bunches leaving you to go back to the safe room and leading to more back tracking.

Still want to beat the game not because I love it but because I can tolerate so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I want to complete a 4/10 that should have been an 8/10
(Only Get It On Discount and even then no less than 50% off)

I get a dopamine trip whenever I get rid of the dirt but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when their is those little spots that you have to hit it can be annoying

Elden Ring is for the boys this game is for the men

Two Scary things to me Satan and Ball Breaking Difficulty 10/10 Go ♥♥♥♥ Yourself Developer

Like Lust Epidemic but the Main Character is less rapey and more dumb heroish trying to do the best he can also animation was good

Horrible Main Character but the women were good enough

Literally saved these two dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (Named Heather and Pamela) who did nothing but push zombies around and run around and circles when I finally got to the elevator I first got stuck cause a item blocked the elevator button and zombies were all over but I somehow managed to kill all of them except two and while I was just about to push the button Heather pushed me killing me instantly. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game 10/10 Too much water makes you really feel like the mental breakdown will happen soon

All is good till level 11 where it becomes such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you think that its a fun easy level you also like getting your balls stomped.

I have a boner for satanism now