Nothing better when you think you’re going to get the absolute ♥♥♥♥♥, 12 rolls of big roll and maybe a shower tae clean up the slaughter hoose and you end up doin’ a spotless depth charger that splashes yer arse as a thank you for it’s release. 🤘

Listen 👂 here kid 😤, i’m thirsty 😧 as hell 😈 and i 💁‍♂️ only drink 😋 two ✌️ things: ⚡️ battery acid 🔮 and ♥♥♥ 💦. so unless 😒 you have some 🔋 double a’s 🔋 lying around 😵 i suggest 🤭 you get those jeans 👖 off 🤤 right 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏 now 👄

Hit👊👊 or miss❌🤦, I guess🤔🤷 they never🙅🙅🚫 miss, huh?😂😂🤙
You👈 got👌 a boyfriend🤵👫, I bet💰 he doesn't🙅 kiss💋 ya🙈 (Mwah!💋💋😍)
He🤵 gon' find🔍🔍 another👭 girl🙆 and he won't🤐🤐 miss😎 ya🤫🤫
He🕺 gon' skrrt😂😂😂 and hit👊 the dab💯💯🚬 like Wiz😤😤 Khalifa🤑

i could murder you with my chiseled jawline and boisterous quadriceps

My Grandfather memed his whole life. I was a about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, 'Don't ever meme. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through.' I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a pepe. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this guy gave me cancer anyway.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was a about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through.' I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarrete. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this guy gave me cancer anyway.