Recent reviews by AndriuxAs

Not many things are perfect but this is

Well this is actually ♥♥♥♥. I know that this sack of ♥♥♥♥ wasn't developed by RWS but still how can you ♥♥♥♥ everything up this bad. Like none of the features work everyone is ugly houses empty. This game can't even have good cutscienes. Dont bother devs don`t like it and are denying it's existence. Though recently they have been trying to patch ♥♥♥♥ up after 14 years after release ofc.
“Oops, botched that one.. wonder how much his organs will go on eBay!”

Very postal. If you liked the other postal games you are sadist ofc like me. Then you will 100% like this. For players that get offended or are trans/colored.hair/vegan don't do it. Thank me later. "This can't be good for me but I feel great 🚬".

Very relax game. It is good yeah. Try it before denying. Take šluot and go mozot the floor. If you are woman by any chance it's a must play. Would mop again.

I recommend it to people of Russian descent or psychologically unstable, mentally disfigured martyrs.

This game taught me to hate talibans, vegans, rednecks, Americans, American vegans, American talibans, cows, zombie cows, cow zombies, priests, George W. Bush. I regret nothing 😈🔫.

Very good.
Played factorio for 225 hours and satisfactory for 135 hours loved both of these games.
Here's differences between them.

Satisfactory:
1. Has better customization.
2. Exploration.
3. Way easier.
4. Map is the same every playthrough you can only select 4 spawn points.
5. Blue prints are limited by blueprint designer.
6. Bases don't need any defense since you won't get attacked.
(At the time it's still in early access take these things with a grain of salt because they might change)

Factorio:
1. Has logistics while Satisfactory does not.
2. Soundtrack.
3. A lot harder.
4. Each seed is unique.
5. Blueprints can be any size.
6. You need to constantly be careful and secure your perimeter, since pollution draws in enemies to eat your base.

Conclusion:
Both games are awesome can't recommend one over the other so play both. Since devs are awesome 😀

What can I say it's actually sh|t if you are a returning player it's not fun anymore (never really was) if you're new and want to try it talking from experience 600+ hours, devs treat you and this game like garbage so don't give them money with skins and don't bother playing it you won't get any content everything devs say is just empty promises.

2025-02-24 edit:
They seem to be fixing the game by making the gameplay more fun and adding lootboxes back. If they ease of at monetization and do what players want they're on a right track. If so the review might change. :)

This game will make you either very happy that everything you were building for hours actually works or very sad and mad when everything just ♥♥♥♥♥ up, aliens attack, and your friend keeps building d|cks out of pipes. Like cocaine but bigger and better.

10/10

Very cool 💿💊