Splurtmon
Matt Dyer   Lincolnshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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STAND BACK
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE

RIP Tyrone, the Overdrill Obliterator. Rest in Peace 00:02:15 - 00:33:07 Tyrone's final moments https://gfycat.com/RingedWiltedAldabratortoise

The Fridge
"My right arm has let me down." - Paul 2014
"Nothings more attractive then a vomit covered, warm, sweaty vag. Seen alot of that in asian porn" - Avery 2015
"Get a lovely sheen from Cookies n Cream" - Jack Ralph 2016
"If you get an AI generated soapy titwank every so often
Can you complain?
I don't think so" - Avery 29/09/2021
"I just made a fat stinky
If I was a furry my nappy wouldn't be crinkling as would be so full now" - Paul 29/11/2021


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Venoswarm 30 Jan @ 1:41am 
+rep witnessed the 97th corner hit
Venoswarm 30 Jan @ 1:36am 
+rep physically assaulted me with a bathtub
Venoswarm 8 Jan @ 3:24pm 
🚨 BREAKING 🥜 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEWS 🚨: JIMMY 🔨 CARTER 🧓 HAS 🌍 OFFICIALLY ➡️ ASCENDED ☁️ OUT OF THE PEANUT-USSY 🥜 AFTER 100 YEARS ⏳ OF ABSOLUTE 🔥 BADASSERY 🎉. THIS 🏠 MAN BUILT 🔨 MORE HOMES 🔧 THAN LEGO, WON 🕊️ A NOBEL-USSY 🏆, AND OUTLIVED 💀 EVERYONE 🌟. NOW 👼 HE’S IN HEAVEN’S ☁️ OVAL OFFICE 🏛️, ROASTING 🔥 NIXON 💀 WITH LINCOLN 🎩 AND PROBABLY TEACHING REAGAN HOW TO BE LESS OF A ♥♥♥♥ 🖕, SIPPING 🍹 SWEET TEA 🍑, AND DECORATING ✨ WITH RAINBOWS 🌈. REST 🙏 IN POWER 💪, JIMMY 👑—HEAVEN’S NEW ICON 🌟. LONG LIVE 🔥 THE CARTER-USSY 🍑 ✨!
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Venoswarm 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am 
u wot
Lord Plebatron 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm 
😤😤😤Talos the mighty! 💪💪💪Talos the unerring! 💯💯💯Talos the unassailable! ✊✊✊To you we give praise!🙏🙇🙌 We are but maggots, 🐛🐛writhing 〰in the filth 👣👣👣of our own corruption! 💰💲🚫🔪While you have ascended😱😇 from the dung💩💩 of mortality, 👥💀and now walk among the stars!🌠⭐✨ But you were once man!👨👨👨 Aye!✅✔✅ And as man, 👦👦you said, “Let me show you the power💪💪💪💪 of Talos Stormcrown⚡👑🔱, born of the North,🆙🔝☝ where my breath 💨💨💨is long winter. ❄⛄I breathe😤😧 now, in royalty,💍👑💲and reshape this land🌐🌄 which is mine.