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SS: Hey stepbro give me the remote!

Stepbro sighs loudly and annoyed

SB: No ♥♥♥♥ you! I wanna watch my show!

Stepsis starts reaching out to the remote which results in a cute playfight

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SS: whatttaree you doing stepbro

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SB: if you want the remote you have to do me a little favor

Stepbro points at his willy resulting in a disgusted look from stepsis

SS: but you're my stepbrother🤢

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📕📗🐳 Performance review for Ronald Reagan 🥞🎍🌏

Able to concentrate and stay focused for period of several hours when a task is interesting, but attention may waver if a job is relatively mundane. Generally clean and tidy, but at times, their work-station needs organizing and tidying. Sometimes Ronald Reagan fails to clean up at the end of the day. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. A natural leader. People tend to listen and follow their example and guidance. Ronald Reagan is chosen as leader without making an issue of leadership.

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As funny as her new Netflix comedy special Relatable is (and it is), it's impossible not to observe the evident calculations in its architecture, from the structure of DeGeneres' jokes to her positioning with viewers. Acutely aware of her perch as one of the most successful comedians of all time, her primary goal here is to make light of her wealth and status, thus keeping her within arm's reach of a loving audience. Her first stand-up special in 15 years, you almost forget that this practice is exactly how the Queen of Daytime made her bones. (