Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.
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Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never
believe you anyway.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth. Say, do you
have a map to the next joint?
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"`Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain.'
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in
confusion.
`I beg your pardon, sir?' he said.
`The phone, waiter,' said Zaphod, grabbing it off him.
`Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't
fall off.'"

- Zaphod discovers that waiters are the least hip people in the Universe.
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<jgoerzen> doogie: you sound highly unstable :-)
<Knghtbrd> jgoerzen - he is.
* doogie bops Knghtbrd
<Knghtbrd> see? Resorting to violence =D
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Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
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