Hello, my name is Goldencrawdaddy. Your presence is requested at the crustacean summit at the bottom of the Mariana trench. Please respond expeditiously, time is of the essence.

crabfish :D

bunda

no, ur a sad frog

soup

So basically, I was hanging out with my black friend Jamal and I asked him if he wanted chicken, but then I remembered that it was a racial stereotype. I looked at him with regret and started apologising to him for my innate racism, then I fell to my knees and started begging him for forgiveness. While I was crying at his knees, he reached out to me(like ♥♥♥♥♥) and said “it’s alright, my ♥♥♥♥♥” . Surprised at his kindness, I hugged him and apologised for what me and my race has done to him. After calming down, I asked him if he wanted to get some food and he suggested “how bout Chinese food?” Bruh wtf, what a racist, just cause I’m Chinese he suggested Chinese food? I got angry 😡 and called the police on him. Now he is in jail where all the racist people belong 😎.